quotes = new Array();
number = new Array();
quotes[0] = "Gas up your car the night before work.";
number[0] = "01";
quotes[1] = "Never cash your cheque at a bar.";
number[1] = "02";
quotes[2] = "Don't burn bridges at any company.";
number[2] = "03";
quotes[3] = "Go to the doctor when you need to.";
number[3] = "04";
quotes[4] = "Earn respect above all else.";
number[4] = "05";
quotes[5] = "Compliment co-workers when they deserve it.";
number[5] = "06";
quotes[6] = "Coach co-workers when they need it.";
number[6] = "07";
quotes[7] = "Quit smoking (or at least cut down).";
number[7] = "08";
quotes[8] = "Take advantage of any and all union-provided training.";
number[8] = "09";
quotes[9] = "Mentor an apprentice.";
number[9] = "10";

quotes[10] = "If you're an apprentice, find a mentor.";
number[10] = "11";
quotes[11] = "you know this industry isn't for you, find something else that fits.";
number[11] = "12";
quotes[12] = "Clean up at the end of the shift, not twenty minutes early.";
number[12] = "13";
quotes[13] = "Do your share of shit work.";
number[13] = "14";
quotes[14] = "Learn people's names.";
number[14] = "15";
quotes[15] = "Know the boss's name, face, and truck.";
number[15] = "16";
quotes[16] = "Believe in yourself.";
number[16] = "17";
quotes[17] = "Eat breakfast.";
number[17] = "18";
quotes[18] = "Don't take a bad day on the job home with you.";
number[18] = "19";
quotes[19] = "Don't bring home issues to work.";
number[19] = "20";

quotes[20] = "If everybody at work hates you, get a dog.";
number[20] = "21";
quotes[21] = "More than one hangover a month on a workday is a bad sign.";
number[21] = "22";
quotes[22] = "Learn CPR.";
number[22] = "23";
quotes[23] = "Don't shortcut safety for production.";
number[23] = "24";
quotes[24] = "Don't shortcut quality for production.";
number[24] = "25";
quotes[25] = "Don't shortcut production for socializing.";
number[25] = "26";
quotes[26] = "Ask for more if you deserve it.";
number[26] = "27";
quotes[27] = "Push for foreman if you want it.";
number[27] = "28";
quotes[28] = "Learn your company's history.";
number[28] = "29";
quotes[29] = "Splurge for quality boots.";
number[29] = "30";

quotes[30] = "Drink tons of water when it's hot.";
number[30] = "31";
quotes[31] = "No horseplay.";
number[31] = "32";
quotes[32] = "Learn a couple of good jokes.";
number[32] = "33";
quotes[33] = "Don't lend your stuff.";
number[33] = "34";
quotes[34] = "Don't borrow stuff.";
number[34] = "35";
quotes[35] = "Don't lend money on the job.";
number[35] = "36";
quotes[36] = "Don't borrow money on the job.";
number[36] = "37";
quotes[37] = "Put things back.";
number[37] = "38";
quotes[38] = "Check the crew truck one more time to make sure you're got what you need.";
number[38] = "39";
quotes[39] = "Become friends with the dispatcher.";
number[39] = "40";

quotes[40] = "Be someone people look up to.";
number[40] = "41";
quotes[41] = "Never put yourself above others.";
number[41] = "42";
quotes[42] = "Go to union meetings.";
number[42] = "43";
quotes[43] = "Be proud of yourself.";
number[43] = "44";
quotes[44] = "Show up early.";
number[44] = "45";
quotes[45] = "Save up for something you really want and pay for it in cash.";
number[45] = "46";
quotes[46] = "Do something really nice for your spouse at least once a month.";
number[46] = "47";
quotes[47] = "Stand up for others on the job when it's right, even if it's unpopular.";
number[47] = "48";
quotes[48] = "Give the book \"survival of the Fittest\" to someone on the job site.";
number[48] = "49";
quotes[49] = "Make sure you love your kids as a first priority.";
number[49] = "50";

//Randomize the Quotes
index = Math.round(Math.random() * (quotes.length-1));

function showQuotation(){
document.write("<strong>"+number[index]+"</strong> - &quot;"+quotes[index]+"&quot;");
}